Roddick is out of The French Open at the hands of Gael Monfils! I use an exclamation point because this excites me. I know that Andy Roddick is American, but I really love it when he loses. Mainly, because I can't wait to hear the new excuse he pulls out of his rear. He did not disappoint.
He lost because it was too dark. Of course he did. It couldn't possible be because Gael Monfils is better, and owned Roddick in straight sets. No! No one could ever be better than the Mighty Roddick! It must have been something else, case-in-point, "I couldn't see the ball!"
Andy Roddick is quite possibly the most arrogant athlete in the world with absolutely nothing to back it up. How many majors has he won? Oh right...the U.S. Open... in 2003. Go you. Why in the world do people still care about him? He's a whining punk! He always has been, and barring some miracle, always will be.
Let me demystify Andy Roddick: he is not a great tennis player, he's a great tennis server.
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